Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Funny Sayings Turning 21

Artesian Spa in quarantine as "flourished nail syndrome" disrupts the Plain Secciarone

E 'since the plague that an entire city was no longer quarantined in our country, but those were other times really: a time when all the local priest it gave the witch hunt, a time when medicine spesso si sovrapponeva a rituali antichi gorgoglianti di magia e superstizione, tempi in cui si moriva per un'influenza. Oggi non è più la peste o la lebbra, il colera o la sciatica a fare paura ma la sindrome dell'unghia fiorita. Artesiano Terme, nota alla cronaca per i diverbi avuti in passato con i cugini di Camporognone, è stata completamente sigillata con una enorme semicupola in lattice per limitare il più possibile il divampare di una malattia sconosciuta fino ad ora: la sindrome mortale dell'unghia fiorita.
La malattia ha già mietuto 15 vittime fino ad ora e squadre di medici e scienziati stanno cercando di avanzare alcune ipotesi ma i tempi brevi e l'aumento dei contagi sta rendendo loro la vita molto difficile.
nail syndrome flowering occurs at the beginning with the nice little white flowers on the nails, then the nails (hands and feet) start to grow out of control but what is worse is starting to cause pain is not a classic sore nails, is a shooting pain and throbbing, something that does when the nails are removed.
syndrome causes such pain that sufferers can not resist more than a week, even under sedation, opiates or acids: the doctors have tried everything and have come to Artesian large quantities of various types of drugs groped hinder the outcome of the disease ... but nothing.
Artesian is now a country in a panic: the sick are not locked in the house to pray and take drugs while patients wander, without all the drugs possible, similar to the zombies of the worst horror movie, the streets of the city under a sky of latex. Even when fully doped
some of those infected can not bear the pain and inflicting death sticking stakes in the heart or getting tested to the edges of furniture.
The team of doctors from the first world order led by our fellow Giangiacomo Lasalunga reserves to grant an exclusive interview as soon as possible. Meanwhile
Camporognone was opened in a town festival that will last for fourteen consecutive weeks at samba rhythm and sweets to mascarpogno: among the activities to be emphasize the race (in our opinion a bad taste) of clay sculptures with nails.
by Werdes Bremen

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