Thursday, October 23, 2008

Sport Car 2010 Beautiful Sticker

Late, a country "rampant"


(reading time: 55 seconds)
by Intense Moments
Late Bordiello in this beautiful country, people do not walk, but stumble. That's right: they stumble, tumble, and slide it sdrumano. Place in the top of the hill Val'Morso, the country is built down to 80%, whose streets cakes, disjointed, rough, make it difficult path to Tardonesi. The houses have sloping floors and furniture nailed. At the foot of this fortress in 1100 stands a huge crane, and once the people are "slip" down the country, the crane is used as an overhanging lift the country from above.

regularly, on time, every 10 minutes you enable the inhabitants to return to the top of Late. A country's avant-garde?, Well no! But traditionalists are. In fact, the crane, symbolizing the ancient catapult, used by their ancestors to be catapulted to the top of the country.
These people, however, is accustomed to fast dialogue, fast-action quasi-programmed This is because people, tumbling, sliding and falling, continues to make a normal life.
We have witnessed a scene of daily life. Slung on a pole I started to wait.
At one point, while clutching a grocery store a lot of shopping outside the store, came a high-speed guy. His name, Carozzi. While swearing by capate on the walls and asphalt, has launched the money, taking in the face of the fruit, but taking the envelope on the fly. Continuando a ruzzolare e cercando di rallentare:
- Scusiii!!, una domandaaa! Come si vive a Tarda?
- VAAAAFFFAANculoooooo!
-Grazieee!!
-oooooo!!
Grande senso dell'umorismo, hanno questi Tardonesi.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Hot Tv Israel Failure

The message of the FCCP is authentic. Against

Comunicato dei SSS, Servizi Segreti Segreti:

"Dalle analisi effettuate sul materiale inviato dal FCCP, confrmiamo la gravità dell'atto e la veridicità delle affermazioni inserite nel suddetto documento. Il FCCP entra a tutti gli effetti tra i nuovi soggetti di alta pericolosità sociale attivi nel nostro ecosistema. Le minacce al cagnolino del sig. Tisconini sono da considerare di realistica attuazione. Stiamo lavorando sull'immagine allegata al messaggio: quell'uomo sanguinante bendato non ci convince, potrebbe nascondere preziosi elementi per le indagini"

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Beach Buggy Blueprint

Tisconini, in drafting a message of FCCP. The Onion


Alla nostra redazione dislocata in Franconia, esattamente nella sede di Tres-Gozzan-avec-la-Chiass, è giunto questo comunicato firmato FCCP, Fronte Combattente Cipolla Proletaria , gruppo ancora sconosciuto alle forze dell'ordine ma su cui le stesse stanno già indagando per valutarne la veridicità. Di seguito riportiamo il testo del FCCP.

" Chi tocca The Onion ... crying! We address the popular appeal to the whole proletariat onion, in all fronts and the front of battle comrades (not naval): via hands italocanadiane by The Onion! The people do not want Leo D. Tisconini, the people want a committee to limit a soviet, or a worker, better engineering, but there is fine or hardrockmeccanico grungemeccanico or indiemeccanico ... The fuses (or fuse) is reduced, the powder swells, the balls are spinning, we do not have matches, we will find them, down with the bourgeoisie agliosa, wi vietcingcong onion, w cuba cuba and all the dancers, down banks, schools wi (of school, no fog), redistribute income, lower the GDP, cut the GDP (in short, shave), fists and a few saws, the state is us, who was not us, we were, we were, one thousand were a state, we the rest of us, the people, face, and the fighter sudiamericana onion, as well Zappaterra visitors? coltraterro, perhaps? and he that soweth then? us, we in the FCCP! Tisconini go to your dog and the evil eye, may soon fall into our hands (fists always ...)"

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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Emo Guys In Underwear

for sale? Racism as a tit


Name: Leo D. Tisconini (pictured). It is he who in a recent interview with the weekly "The buyers," said to be concerned

de Lacipolla purchase. The Italian-Canadian tycoon seems ready to launch a bid, he says, very consistent. Currently there is no further news. Here it is worth recalling that would Tisconini intention to enter politics and the concern of writing comes from the probable misuse that could derive from this space of free content.

Friday, October 3, 2008

Eagle Sport Metal Cores America




City Sberlengo between Valderozzi squandered and Spa. We are not here to deal with the truth or otherwise of the famous legend of the Marquis and Duke Sberlengo Hof Fungen skilled trainer of spider monkeys, but to uncover a terrible racist incidents took place just on the streets of what was once glorious, duchy.


rush hour traffic to the street where it intersects the Great Tit State Niquolano if they hear of all colors.
The state in fact fits a certain arrogance and lack of reporting on a quiet street of bars and shops in the hand opposite the fortified walls of the small town where children often play to pull the water balloon ignoring the danger to which they are exposed.
If they hear of all colors because it is true now for the old men of the country has become a favorite pastime: with their beers and playing cards canasta lurking on the sidewalk from the intersection with both a table, chairs and megaphone to rant and rant against all motorists passing through Sberlengo at a speed in excess of thirty per hour that actually means to them the speed of sound. The old men of
Sberlengo have formed an association called SS (Sberlengo Safeguards) and even organize real chants against motorists although usually limited to offend them shouting into the megaphone "drive like a dog" and worst case scenario "dickhead" ... and never, repeat never would have thought of having to mix the two offenses together against the same victim if it was not that terrible Lavinta that Ernesto was late last Friday to pick up the sweet birthday his wife Luigina Lagatta.Ernesto regardless of the SS Great Tit crossed via a 40 Km / h arousing the wrath of old men who first started with their classic offense looking better but then got frightened at the sight of that because of Ernesto accident five years ago was forced to transplant the whole head and a series of unfortunate events, the complicity of the urgency of the operation, the only compatible head was traced to the head of his faithful German shepherd Ruter.
Sberlengo The SS began to rant against the hapless motorist shouting "head dog" and then driven by hatred for diversity, are skipped over their vintage bikes and chased, forced to stop and reached the poor Ernesto. What has followed is the most terrible imaginable: they forced the victim to the sound of lashes to get on all fours and to carry forward with the prosthetic arm of one of the SS and then he went around with Sberlengo the poor Ernesto tied with a collar, got drunk and had urinated in the village square on all fours and clearly Ernesto has caused a pull up.
Ernesto was found in front of a bowl of kibble and in a panic the next day in the doghouse of Mr. Frotte alveolus (President of the SS Sberlengo).
After the initial treatment responded well to the questions of investigators:
-uoff!


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